"The first thing I would make would be an enormous, impossibly strong longbow and set of arrows which could only be drawn by Chris Pratt. Then while I was making the rest of the gifts, he would bring me fresh venison and elk that he would slay with the weapons I had made him. I would make Amy [Poehler] the most charismatic piece of furniture I could come up with. [It] would be a coffee table of glory, or a headboard of infamy. […] It would probably be spalted maple from an enormous slab of an enormous tree, and probably have some antlers incorporated into it. And perhaps some wood-burned Latin characters spelling out ‘Champion of the Earth.’"
— Nick Offerman on what he’d build for the P&R crew (via desroubins)
(via desroubins)
